Ok\u2026time has come to pull myself together and post something with at least a tad substance.
\nAt the very least try.<\/p>\n
I am fortunate enough to have friends and loved ones with great ambition in life.
\nOne friend is working on a book with the working title \u201c What not to say after sex\u201d , another one has decided that he will stay celibate until his wife starts to actually listen when she asks about his day.<\/p>\n
Last night was one of many nights of celebration in the Kahlbom residence.
\nIt was football night (soccer for all you Americans out there).
\nWell..greatness for husband anyway.
\nI am NOT a big fan. Or wasn\u00b4t anyway.
\nThen I started to listen to the names of the players!<\/p>\n
Here are a few of my absolute favorites from last nights game:<\/p>\n
Clarence Seedorf \u2013 sweet mother of Jesus wept!<\/p>\n
Mark van Bommel \u2013 Ok..that\u00b4s just plain silly.<\/p>\n
Kevin-Prince Boateng \u2013 say WHAT?<\/p>\n
David Villa \u2013 and that\u2019s just his last name.<\/p>\n
\nOH hold on! I Goggled \u201cfunny footballer names\u201d and this list came up:<\/p>\n
1. Stefan Kuntz<\/p>\n
2. Chiqui Arce<\/p>\n
3. Bongo Christ<\/p>\n
4. Have-a-Look Dube<\/p>\n
5. Ars Bandeet<\/p>\n
6. Segar Bastard<\/p>\n
7. Rafael Scheidt<\/p>\n
8. Rod Fanni<\/p>\n
9. Johnny Moustache<\/p>\n
10. David Goodwillie<\/p>\n
11. Danny Shittu<\/p>\n
12. Johan de Cock<\/p>\n
13. Milan Fukal<\/p>\n
14. Quim<\/p>\n
15. Brian Pinas<\/p>\n
16. Bernt Haas<\/p>\n
17. Uwe Fuchs<\/p>\n
18. Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede<\/p>\n
19. Wolfgang Wolf<\/p>\n
20. Creedence Clearwater Couto<\/p>\n
21. Norman Conquest<\/p>\n
22. Danger Fourpence<\/p>\n
23. Paul Dickov<\/p>\n
24. Argelico Fucks<\/p>\n
25. Harry Daft<\/p>\n
26. Ruud Boffin<\/p>\n
You HAVE to agree that it would be worth watching a game to see Chiqui Arce score a goal or two!!!
\nMaybe I should give football a chance after all??
\nNaaah\u2026that would most certainly bring on Ragnar\u00f6k. The earth would at the very least change its rotational direction.<\/p>\n
Things are in general going well, however I have to whine about something since I\u2019m Swedish.
\nThe oh so excellent plan to buy a house seems like a not so well considered decision at this time of year. If you are in the middle of the \u201cwhy-don\u2019t-we-buy-a-house-discussion\u201d at home do yourself the favor of considering the skeptics arguments just once more.
\nThe cutting of the grass, the changing of garage roof, the exchange of warm water heaters, the building of a new terrace, the cutting down of trees\u2026oh so many trees\u2026it goes on..and on\u2026and on.
\nAnd on.
\nTHINK_ABOUT_IT!<\/p>\n
The end of summer has treated us to a joyful weekend of food poisoning as you well remember. We also got a good look at this beauty:
\nI refused to eat anything at this year\u2019s farmers market I Kr\u00e4klingbo.
\nSo no risk there.
\nWe however ended up with a wooden Pingu-toy from grandpa for Weeman as well as pictures of \u201casses hanging around\u201d. Both me and Wallstone stopped short when we saw this picture.
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\nFeel free to call us sickos.<\/p>\n
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\nGimme!
OK..i know..i need my license first.<\/p>\n
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