{"id":80,"date":"2007-11-21T21:03:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-21T21:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fastlandstois.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/21\/hormonal-mayhem"},"modified":"2007-11-21T21:03:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-21T21:03:00","slug":"hormonal-mayhem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/2007\/11\/21\/hormonal-mayhem\/","title":{"rendered":"Hormonal mayhem&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>oKiDoKi!..<br \/>What is UP with this hormonal mayhem that we have to go through once a month. <br \/>Yes..i know&#8230;you blokes out there suffer from it and deal with the curse that PMS is. But sweet mother of jesus wept, so do we. <br \/>There are ways to get around the practial side of things once <br \/>&#8220;the painters are in&#8221;, as Mr. Carlin would put it, but what_to_do about the urge to smack everyone around you silly?<br \/>When you are SURE that everyone around you hates you?<br \/>When all your partner,clearly, wants to do is to piss you off?<br \/>When being patient is as possible as peace in the middle east?<br \/>Being really depressed and just not talk to anyone sounds like the best way to handle it to me.<\/p>\n<p>Someone once said to me: <br \/>&#8220;- Well, we (men) were sent out to war to protect you&#8230;so God must have thought that women should pay as well.&#8221;<br \/>That person should be shot.<br \/>1) The country i am from hasn\u00b4t been to war in 250 years.<br \/>2) Should then only women in countries affected by war have PMS? <br \/>That\u00b4s adding a little bit too much insult to injury, don\u00b4t you think?<\/p>\n<p>That woman called God clearly has a bone to pick with me and all other fertile women on this planet. And yes&#8230;it\u00b4s a woman. <br \/>NO man could ever come up with an equally down right brilliant way to fuck up the entire population\u00b4s minds once a month.<br \/>And then not even at the same time.<br \/>All i can do is bow in the precense of true Greatness.<\/p>\n<p>To those it may concern: Thank you for loving me ..even during this week ever month.<\/p>\n<p>Until later..<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>oKiDoKi!..What is UP with this hormonal mayhem that we have to go through once a month. Yes..i know&#8230;you blokes out there suffer from it and deal with the curse that PMS is. But sweet mother of jesus wept, so do we. There are ways to get around the practial side of things once &#8220;the painters &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[114,160,308,409],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserade","tag-english","tag-god","tag-mayhem","tag-pms","latest_post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}