{"id":693,"date":"2010-10-21T11:48:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-21T11:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fastlandstois.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/21\/peeing-a-teamsport"},"modified":"2010-10-21T11:48:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-21T11:48:00","slug":"peeing-a-teamsport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/2010\/10\/21\/peeing-a-teamsport\/","title":{"rendered":"Peeing; a teamsport?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don\u2019t think im alone in my assumption that peeing isn\u2019t a teamsport (unless u are into that kinda thing in a very adult kinda way).
\nWell..if u are a stay at home mum; it is.
\nI just spend 2 days home with WeeMan who developed a bad fever after last weeks inoculation. He is the sweetest, most intensive little guy u can ever find.
\nI love him beyond words.
\nWith that said: I LOVE being back at work! Love love love it!
\nI love that I can eat lunch without having someone on my lap.
\nI love that I can think a WHOLE thought through.
\nI know, Magic!<\/p>\n

M texted me that i can\u2019t stay home with a sick kid and NOT blog.
\nWell my dearest M\u2026there was absolutely no f-ing time to type!
\nWeeMan is of the strong opinion that I have to spend eeevery waked moment with my full and undivided attention directed at him\u2026or im a crappy mum.
\nI couldn\u2019t be projecting my own fears on my son ..or could i? Hmm\u2026
\nHe has now learned to say \u201cmore\u201d\u2026I find that very \u2026my son.<\/p>\n

OH I had a most \u201cfascinating\u201d experience about a week back.
\nI spend a day in the company of the ladiesclub Fabella filled with Krav Maga, dinner out and then 6 of us headed out to shake that moneymaker at the local nightclub \u201cMunken\u201d.
\nThree of the girls had a VIP-pass = no queue, 1 guest and no admissions fee.
\nFAB we all thought.
\nI\u2019m last in line and get stopped by the bouncer, who tells the other girls, not me, that She (pointing at me) has to stand at the back of the line and pay admission.
\nMe: I\u00b4m with them.
\nBouncer: She has to stand at the back of the line and pay admission.
\nI try to look for the rest of the girls I went out with and I see them a tad further in the doorway, apparently \u201cnot hearing\u201d what the bouncer just said and leaving me to my faith.
\nI was in chock.
\nStill in chock-mode I stood in line, paid admission and my jaw positively dropped when the other girls exclaimed: – Oh THERE you are..we wonderd where u went.
\nThat was the final straw.
\nI left without, without any drama, and paid the cab fare home myself (60\u20ac) instead of sharing with one of the girls as agreed.
\nThat weekend was spent pondering life.<\/p>\n

\u2022 What had made the bouncer decide I wasn\u2019t allowed in like the rest of the group?
\n\u2022 What kind of friends are those girls I was out with who left me at the door?
\n\u2022 Have I turned into that girl, u know the chubby, poorly dressed girl with glasses, that no bouncer would let in even if she paid double admission?
\nEtc.etc. etc.<\/p>\n

I then deiced that
\n1) that bouncer had the disasteroulsy bad taste to not let me in, he didnt\u00a0know what that place missed out on.
\n2) Those girls aren\u2019t friends. And will never be since I actually graduated fifth grade and they are obviously still there.
\n3) No I\u2019m not. I\u2019m just not stick-skinny and wear the latest fashion. That doesn\u2019t make me any less attractive or boring\u2026or less of a spender for that matter.<\/p>\n

The Krav Maga instructor, Ola, made a huge impression on me and he is, as it turns out, a bouncer at the same place.
\nHe really tried his hardest to explain the complexity of being a good bouncer from all perspectives. I respect him for that.
\nBut still\u2026I don\u2019t know what made me the reject of the evening (along with many more I suspect).
\nOla rocks. That other guy sucks.
\nNuff said.<\/p>\n

I have stuff to plan and things to sort out.
\nUntil later.<\/p>\n

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