{"id":293,"date":"2008-12-10T15:55:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-10T15:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fastlandstois.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/10\/piriformis-syndrome-sucks"},"modified":"2008-12-10T15:55:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-10T15:55:00","slug":"piriformis-syndrome-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/2008\/12\/10\/piriformis-syndrome-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Piriformis-Syndrome SUCKS!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Right…i have seriously pissed off “The Dude upstairs”…or he is just letting “The Man Downstairs” have a little “fun”.
I got through the move alright, we got here without too much trouble, no fights and then KAZAAAAAAM! This thing hits me.
I have had a little ache lately in a small mucle called the piriformis mucle, quite common with us preggos. No biggie. Until last night.
I was getting out of the sofa to go pee ( as i do about 1 345987000 times every day) when mindblowing, unstoppable pain shot through my left buttock and my legs just went jelly on me.
So there i was, tears like the Niagra fall down my face, unable to get on my feet.
Oh joy.
Not.
I finally managed to get a hold of my phone so Wallstone could come home and get his rather pathetic looking fianc\u00e9e off the floor and onto the sofa. Still balling her eyes out.
Very attractive im sure.
The pain didnt subside so we decided to go the hospital.
We finally got to see a doctor after a 5h wait. To be fair, a painfull bum isnt as urgent as a crushed wrist (looked kinda cool to be honest)..so the wait was ok.
The Doc on call wanted to keep me over night to rule out a bunch of stuff that was way worse than a inflamed mucle. So there i was again, in a hospital bed.
They did give my a rather fancy single room with a stunning view of Visbys coast line.
So no snooring old ladies this time.
Today i saw a fysiotherapist who concluded that i have Piriformis-Syndrome<\/a> and gave me a Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator<\/a> to ease the pain.
The good news: JOY AND HAPPINESS! It worked! So im back on my feet..not as quick as before..but nevertheless up!
The bad new: Going back tomorrow for a follow up but she estimated this to stay with my until i have given birth.
I have been told im about as stubborn as they come so ill be damned if this is going to stop me from having a fab chirstmas.
* Note: I bought a book on my way back from my last work event in Lund…it looked like a humoristic kind of novel. It wasn\u00b4t. It was a very<\/strong> erotic novel. I hadn\u00b4t started it yet…until lastnight. Ineed very interesting reading whilst waiting to see the doc at the hospital smack in the middle of tons of people, eyeing Wallstone thinking very very naughty things.
I, obviously, finnished the book this morning and gave it to a nurse who thanked me intensively: “- I just broke up with my boyfriend, so i really<\/strong> need this”. The laugh of the day.<\/p>\n

Soooo…i\u00b4m back in our nice Visby pad happy to be have access to my keyboard again.
I\u00b4ll start unpacking tonight and that actually feels kinda fun.
Well..i have boxes to see and cats to piss off…
Until later…<\/p>\n

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