{"id":2772,"date":"2021-03-29T09:15:05","date_gmt":"2021-03-29T07:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fastlandstois.wordpress.com\/?p=2772"},"modified":"2021-03-29T09:15:05","modified_gmt":"2021-03-29T07:15:05","slug":"monday-morning-arrived-today-not-a-fan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/2021\/03\/29\/monday-morning-arrived-today-not-a-fan\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday morning arrived today. Not a fan."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

My mood tends to plummit when a slight headache finds it\u00b4s way to me before the clock even strikes 06.00. What\u00b4s the point exactly? Pair this wonderous feeling with 5 large scoops of PMS and VOIL\u00c1!!!
In walks me\u2026a rather boldly shaped, middle aged woman\u00a0 with bad hair, unwaxed legs and a few youthful spots (thanks to said PMS) WITH a headache even before coffee. Oh the joy and happiness.
My husband is one lucky camper. And not lucky in the sense you intially thought of.
Oh no\u2026he now realizes who, or what, he married 10 years ago. He also realizes that the amout of energy and effort it would take to escape\u2026sorry divorece, me would by far be outmatched by the sheere pain and misery his wife would rain down on him. It\u00b4s a win-win-kinda situation. Ish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Number of breakfasts eaten today: \u00bd
Number of cups of coffee: 2-15 ish
Number of paracetamols: 4
Number of steps taken today so far: 1034
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Absolutely brilliant marketing. Picture taken by husband.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n



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My mood tends to plummit when a slight headache finds it\u00b4s way to me before the clock even strikes 06.00. What\u00b4s the point exactly? Pair this wonderous feeling with 5 large scoops of PMS and VOIL\u00c1!!!In walks me\u2026a rather boldly shaped, middle aged woman\u00a0 with bad hair, unwaxed legs and a few youthful spots (thanks … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2776,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-husband","category-married","latest_post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2772\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}