{"id":2567,"date":"2016-12-16T15:37:21","date_gmt":"2016-12-16T13:37:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fastlandstois.wordpress.com\/?p=2567"},"modified":"2016-12-16T15:37:21","modified_gmt":"2016-12-16T13:37:21","slug":"man-cold-x-mas-shopping-and-lipstick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/2016\/12\/16\/man-cold-x-mas-shopping-and-lipstick\/","title":{"rendered":"Man-Cold, x-mas shopping and lipstick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have attracted the worst kind of all colds; the man-cold. It would be me that has the man-colds in our household. I transform from a pretty getting-shit-done-kinda-girl to a whining, self-pitying, sniffling shadow of a woman. Yes Mam I do. No use trying to deny it. I\u2019m beyond words sure that husband \u00a0would willingly agree to my statement.<br \/>\nSO\u202616<sup>th<\/sup> of December and I have almost all of my Christmas shopping left to get done.<br \/>\nOH the joy. Especially with my tr\u00e9s present man-cold to accompany me.<br \/>\nMy cunning plan is to get well in record time and get ALL my shopping done on Sunday.<br \/>\nWe\u00b4ll see. That\u2019s all I\u2019m sayin. Tuesday is Kempo-day and I plan to be there no matter what state I\u2019m in. #nuffsaid<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2569\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2569\" style=\"width: 170px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-2569\" src=\"https:\/\/fastlandstois.files.wordpress.com\/2016\/12\/img-20161214-wa0000.jpeg\" alt=\"img-20161214-wa0000\" width=\"170\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img-20161214-wa0000.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img-20161214-wa0000-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img-20161214-wa0000-576x1024.jpeg 576w, https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img-20161214-wa0000-768x1365.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/img-20161214-wa0000-864x1536.jpeg 864w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 170px) 100vw, 170px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2569\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Me on plane to Stockhom 14\/12 -16 @06:45.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I have fallen in love with bright shades of red and pink lipstick to my dear bothers chock when I saw him the other night. You know the look when the person you are meeting <strong>really<\/strong> doesn\u2019t appreciate your outfit\/make-up\/shoes\/orwhateverelse and is doing his\/hers <strong>absolute<\/strong> best not to tell you he\/she thinks you look like utter crap. He had that look. He made the wise decision not to tell me to my face (even though he is 1.90m and 8 years younger than I am). Good choice. Trust me on this.<br \/>\nI LOVE it though. I have never dared to be as bold as I am colour wise right now. \u00a041 and having a middle age crisis anyone? Perhaps. Still..I don\u2019t give a rats ass. That\u00b4s the brilliance of aging.<\/p>\n<p>I have paracetamol to snack and coffee to sip.<br \/>\nUntil later dear friends, until later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have attracted the worst kind of all colds; the man-cold. It would be me that has the man-colds in our household. I transform from a pretty getting-shit-done-kinda-girl to a whining, self-pitying, sniffling shadow of a woman. Yes Mam I do. No use trying to deny it. I\u2019m beyond words sure that husband \u00a0would willingly &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,15,22,26,30],"tags":[76,269,291,475],"class_list":["post-2567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beauty","category-husband","category-shintai-kempo","category-travel","category-work","tag-christmas","tag-lipstic","tag-man-cold","tag-shopping","latest_post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kahlbom.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}