You know what’s really glamorous? Not having a rash. I discovered this recently when my teenage daughter, eyes swollen like a Victorian heroine with consumption, reacted brilliantly (read: horrifyingly) to yet another artisanal eye makeup remover. Made with “essences of moonlight and tears of Peruvian virgins”, no doubt. Hypoallergenic, they said. Dermatologically tested, they claimed. …
