You know what’s really glamorous? Not having a rash. I discovered this recently when my teenage daughter, eyes swollen like a Victorian heroine with consumption, reacted brilliantly (read: horrifyingly) to yet another artisanal eye makeup remover. Made with “essences of moonlight and tears of Peruvian virgins”, no doubt. Hypoallergenic, they said. Dermatologically tested, they claimed. …
Well, here we are. The big 5-0 is knocking on the door, and let me tell you, it isn’t exactly bringing a bouquet of roses. More like a bucket of lukewarm water, splashed right in the face at 3 am. Yes, I am losing my youth, and no, I can’t shove everything into the “I’ll …
Greetings, fellow adventurers! Today, I embark on an epic quest that has the potential to change my life forever. With my trusty remote control in one hand and a bag of potato chips in the other, I have decided to venture into the treacherous world of fitness at the ripe age of 45+. Armed with …
They say laughter is the best medicine, but when you’re lying in a hospital bed with a throbbing head, a cacophony of seagulls outside your window, and night nurses who’ve forgotten the concept of an indoor voice, you might start to question that age-old adage. Allow me to regale you with the tale of my …
Ah, deodorant, that ubiquitous stick of fragrant chemicals we all slather on our armpits in the name of hygiene. From baby powder to heavy-duty sweat-blockers, deodorant is a must-have for people of all ages. But just how important is deodorant in different stages of life? Let’s explore. First up, babies. Yes, even infants need deodorant.Have …
Alright, let’s be real here. Have you ever been seduced by music? Not in a romantic way, but just completely enraptured by it? Like you’re in a trance and the notes are swirling around you like a warm embrace? If not, do yourself a favour and put on some headphones, close your eyes and let …
The picture was snapped at 8:00 in the morning right after my first coffee and “sans couleur”. Picture to the right was taken right after lunch, make-up and another 2 cups of liquid life.
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No..no I’m not dead. The rumours of my death are greatly exaggerated. I’m still in the realm of the living. I´ve just pressed pause on my digital presence. I decided to quit Facebook and Sweet Jesus what a fantastic decision. Best one in a looong time. No more scrolling, looking into people’s fake lives like …
I have attracted the worst kind of all colds; the man-cold. It would be me that has the man-colds in our household. I transform from a pretty getting-shit-done-kinda-girl to a whining, self-pitying, sniffling shadow of a woman. Yes Mam I do. No use trying to deny it. I’m beyond words sure that husband would willingly …
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az7iHYi6uA4&w=853&h=480] I´m trotting off to Malmö in four days to see my friend Carin AND attend my jigsaw-puzzle piece-Magnus´s birthday party. Internal discussions about what to wear is currently wrecking any chance of sleep as I want to look fan-f*ing-tastic. And NO to you out there who sees the possibility of a easy point …
