Ah, deodorant, that ubiquitous stick of fragrant chemicals we all slather on our armpits in the name of hygiene. From baby powder to heavy-duty sweat-blockers, deodorant is a must-have for people of all ages. But just how important is deodorant in different stages of life? Let’s explore.

First up, babies. Yes, even infants need deodorant.
Have you ever been in a room with a stinky diaper? Well, imagine that smell emanating from tiny, sweaty armpits. Gross, right? That’s why parents turn to baby powder, the ultimate odour-fighter for little ones. Just sprinkle some on and voila, your baby smells like a freshly laundered onesie.

Next, we have teenagers. Ah, puberty. That magical time when hormones run rampant and body odour becomes a major concern. Teenagers need a deodorant that can keep up with their active lifestyles, which is why heavy-duty stuff like Axe or Old Spice is a popular choice. These deodorants are strong enough to combat even the most pungent of smells, and they come in manly scents like “Swagger” and “Bearglove” to help boys feel more like men. That usually doesn’t help, at all, but the placebo-effect is strong with things like brands and nicknames.

Now, let’s talk about those really HOT women. Ladies, we all know that menopause can wreak havoc on our bodies. Hot flashes, mood swings, and yes, increased sweating. That’s why menopausal women need a deodorant that can stand up to the task. Something like Secret Clinical Strength, which promises to provide “prescription-strength wetness protection for those extra sweaty moments“. Because who wants to deal with pit stains and body odour while they’re already dealing with hot flashes, sticky clothes and mood swings from hell? Not us and definitely not our surroundings.

And finally, we have men. Oh, men. Why is it that so many of you seem to think that the amount of cologne you wear is optional? Newsflash: IT’S NOT. We get it, you want to smell good. But there is a limit, gentlemen. No one wants to be trapped in an elevator with a guy who smells like he actually believes the AXE commercial is a tutorial for how to use their products.
So, please, for the love of all that is holy, do use deodorant and leave the heavy scents for special occasions in small amounts.

In conclusion, deodorant is important for people of all ages. Whether you’re a baby, a teenager, a menopausal woman, or a man who just needs a gentle reminder about cologne etiquette, there’s a deodorant out there for you. So go forth and smell delish, my friends.
And remember, moderation is key when it comes to scent or it can easily turn into a smell.

I have really important work stuff to fiddle with and awful coffee to shove down my digestive system.
Until later you plonkers, until later.

/L