Well, well, well. Look who’s left stranded on the porcelain throne without a square to spare. That’s right, it’s yours truly – a victim of teenage toilet paper theft.

It’s a tale as old as time – a parent walks into the bathroom to take care of business, only to find the roll of toilet paper suspiciously empty. And who is the culprit, you may ask? None other than our dear teenager, who has left us high and dry (quite literally) in our time of need.

But fear not, fellow bathroom-goers. We may be left without the precious commodity of toilet paper, but we have something even better – resourcefulness.
Here are some tips and tricks for surviving a TP-less bathroom experience:

  1. Look around the bathroom for any scraps of paper that may have been left behind. Sure, it may not be the softest option, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
  2. If you’re lucky enough to have a shower nearby, hop on in and rinse off. Not only will you feel cleaner, but you’ll also have a makeshift bidet at your disposal.
  3. And if all else fails, just scream for help. Your family members may think you’re being attacked by a wild animal, but at least they’ll bring you some toilet paper in the end.

So there you have it, folks – a survival guide for when your teenager has selfishly depleted the bathroom’s TP supply. Remember, in times like these, it’s important to stay calm, collected, and most importantly, sarcastic. After all, what’s life without a little sarcasm in the face of adversity?

Aaaaaand i´m off to restock ALL three bathrooms with grade A ButtNapkins.
Until later dear readers, until later.

/L